

The diary of my secret lifeAs i walked around the corner i saw something unexpected. Alluvial Lane was very different to my street and not just because it is a lane. I was always told it was an odd place and i wasn't to venture near it, but my curiosity got the better of me. It was a really windy lane and it took a long time to get to the end of it. There was only forest surrounding the lane, except for one construction building at the top made of stone. It made the lane feel cold. I understood why people didnt like being there.The diary of my secret life
I heard a rustle in the trees to the right of me. I wondered what it could have been. All of a sudden a deer emerged from the dar
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Gordon Brown initiative 1Gordon Brown has decided to create a new system which will make it easier for young people to gain qualifications. To do this he has created a new exam style. Basically all questions will be multiple choice. And so that more people can pass there will only be two options. Here is a sample question.Gordon Brown initiative 1
'This test is Easy.' Do you agree? Answer A or B. A)Yes B)James Blunt


Pokemon Retard VersionAsh stood in his room alone and Then he walked into a wall."MOM THE WALL'S BEING RETARDED,FIX IT NOW!!!"Pokemon Retard Version
Ten Minutes later...
"MOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!"
Ash walked downstairs to find his mom watching TV."Mom! You Haven'tt Fixed the retarded wall yet!" He angrily yelled."Your the retard,Honey Not the wall." She happily said.Ash Blinked Twice."Oooooh...Ok Bye."
To be Cointinued....
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God sees the things you think no one will ever know. And he has a way of bringing all truth to the light!!!
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God sees the things you think no one will ever know. And he has a way of bringing all truth to the light!!!
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God sees the things you think no one will ever know. And he has a way of bringing all truth to the light!!!
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Shin Jitsu!
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"She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so"
- From 'Honey'
Happy New Year! (well, almost)
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"Why do I have six screens? Because I don't have room for eight." - Terry Pratchett
It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
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Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
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Save the World! NC-17 the Bish!
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